okay but i never understood why plankton didnt just buy a krabby patty
i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
In light of recent events, this takes on a whole new meaning.
"charge for delivery is $2.50"